While looking through a list of top festival moments EVAH, Mick Jagger reading rubbish poetry came up, and then an argument over his frock and its levels of awfulness. There's this:
...which doesn't look so bad. More of a kaftan in fact. No! God, no. Black and white photography, as we all know, covers many many sins. See here:
And yes, exactly the sort of thing I used to be forced into aged 5. I have no sympathy for a man who shops at Laura Ashley. Even one who wrote Wild Horses.