Want to see (yawn) Kasabian? Send a text saying ‘Kasabian’ to the following number – 07960 433441 and if there are any left you'll get a ticket to a secret show in London. No time or place until they tell you. They're very pretty though and that's all that matters really isn't it? No? How DARE you call me shallow.

Much more fun would if you bought tickets to The Rakes Club NME tour in October, because the absolutely BRILLIANT Louis XIV are supporting and they'll wipe the floor with everyone else. I'm so excited I might burst if I wasn't already dying of cold.