The really great thing about the Aussie/Kiwi population explosion in England is that it means *more ways* to take the piss out of the French.
The even better thing is that they have more humorous advertising to plunder. Unfortunately Blogger Hates Macs so cut and paste this lovely vodka ad in and be amused. Unless you have no sense of humour. http://www.42below.co.nz/assets/sm/147/18/french2_web.jpg