I have just embarrassed myself by laughing quite extensively at The Man Who Fell Asleep. I'll punctuate it properly because it deserves the respect of good grammar. If you haven't read it already, what's wrong with you, you disturbed and utterly lacking individual?
All the links are going at the bottom now because the formatting's gone all splodgy and turns it weird when links go in. If anyone knows how to make the horror stop, tell me.
Read chick lit, Metropolitan or start at the beginning and read everything.