Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Sophie Ellis Bexter has been found head-butted to death in an apartment of a French footballer.

Police say it was Murder On Zidane's Floor.


Wateracre said...


rawcus said...

Is it wrong that I spat tea over my keyboard upon reading that?

phaeton said...

That sort of joke completes me. Whoever it was, I want to marry them and have their little tiny pun-fuelled children.