In raging fury and ffs-ness at the sheer inability of a functioning website to hire enough people to make it run, I've started up a new blog chronicling my attempts to give up smoking. Read it, let me know what you think. If you read this blog regularly you will be doubtless thrilled to know that I've already updated the other one with more fervour and dedication than I've ever bothered here. New skills.

http://nobodylikesaquitter.blogspot.com

Also, to anyone else wondering if I got paralysed/killed/bored on the Central line this morning, I was saved from taking my usual train by deciding to get up later and have a shower instead. Cleanliness is next to undeadliness.