Ow. Ow ow. Owowowowowowowowow. My legs resemble a boiled ham and a big lump of coconut ice. So attractive, and sooooo painful. Finished Stupid White Men last night - if you haven't read it already then stop what you're doing and go out and read it. I'm going to be an MP when I grow up - I have never been so outraged in my entire life. Read a bonus chapter here.