I'm going to be in a play on the Edinburgh Fringe this summer.
Blonde Drama Queen texted me a couple of weeks ago to see how much holiday I could feasibly take off without getting fired.
"We're going to do W;t. Come and do it with us." she said. It's a play about a social rockface called Dr Vivian Bearing who analyses her horrific cancer treatment in much the same way as she analyses John Donne poems until it all becomes too much. It's funnier than it sounds, although it clearly doesn't end well. I played her in my last year at Durham and it was amazing.
BDQ made a "serious offer" today, which given my flathunting of late makes me feel like I'm a house. Maybe a maisonette. Or a duplex penthouse apartment overlooking the Spitz.
Other than saying "like, duh" I don't quite know what to say really because I'm actually really nervous. I'm nervous because I've only done two versions of the same play once before, for that time in Edinburgh, and then there was only a three month gap between goes. This one has a totally different cast, a sporadic rehearsal schedule and I'm worried about fucking up, partly because it's very affecting, partly because Vivian doesn't leave the stage, and partly because I'm worried about doing something retarded in front of BDQ's beady-eyed cast from Eton.
"Old Etonians I hope," said Opera Cat, who's singing at the grown-up International Festival around the same time.
"No. Proper little ones." I'm the token old person who's been wheeled in because 50's pushing it for a 16-year-old. Also, technically everyone is little to me.
"This is like your Mrs Robinson moment," she helpfully pointed out. "Only Benjamin's richer than you are."
"Awesome. So if I fuck up that's in front of someone who could buy me in 10 years time?"
"Well look on the bright side. You could end up staying in the castle."