Monday, July 25, 2005

I Can't Believe It's Not In The Times! News of the day:

Berlusconi's arse fat gets turned into $10,000 bar of soap.

Restaurant called Car Crash is forced to close after, er, a car crashes into it

Father of 12 admits he's gay and that he only made his wife pregnant to "give her something to do".

Bear learns to knock on doors, villagers not convinced.

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