Fred Durst is making a film. My jaw is so heavily embedded in the ground I can hardly speak. "I want to make timeless movies"? As someone who had the painful misfortune of reviewing the 'Bizkit's Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water LP, I am quite willing to state on record that the only way Fred Durst could produce anything timeless is if you hid his metronome. Direction projects for the man have been announced on and off for the past five years (mostly by Durst himself) but seeing as this one's got an IMDB entry and everything, it stands a reasonable chance of actually being made. May God help us all.