Best. Story. Ever.

Marilyn Manson is hoping to beat the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears in the perfume wars with his very own fragrance (quoth The New York Post). The goth rocker, who's currently planning his wedding to Dita Von Teese, says as well as creating a signature scent he wants to bring out his own line of cosmetics and is "in the final stages with one of the major companies".

I don't even care if that's true or not, that's the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. Oh wait, scratch that, I found out Ralph Fiennes is a massive computer game fan this morning. Tee hee!