The T.A.F. has, understandably, taken umbrage at being a token anything. "I don't fit in any parking machines anywhere," he said huffily. My bad. On the bright side, everyone, austra-hoojima-whatever should take great joy in the fact that Flight of the Conchords start their new show at 10 on Radio 2 tonight - it's going to be genius so download it, listen to it, or check it out tomorrow.

The Conchords suffer a setback when Bret has an accident at the Tower of London. Their first UK gig is in jeopardy. Can Neil Finn save the day?

You betcha.