Will the horror NEVER END? As if it weren't bad enough that the vision of Steve "The Parole Officer was actually an excellent film" Coogan and Courtney Love writhing around the States has been popping into my head for entirely inexplicable reasons, then apparently he's got her pregnant too. What the hell can you say? The Cultural Friend had many interesting things to say about celebrity and why we're all so obsessed last night, unfortunately I then had to crawl my way to the bar and get water so I didn't faint. I reiterate faint, not pass out. It's all thoroughly bizarre and yes, we're all disgusting human beings for caring, but I need something to wake me up in the mornings and I am not sacrificing my Thursday Popbitch for anybody.