Oh. God. The fear is gnawing through my bones, brain and body more than ever. Why is an italian spell check so hard to find in a bloody unviersity? Why can I not think of three hundred more words? And why am I still panicking about my heart?

Looking for the HIM site. Found Humberside Industrial Metal instead. Wouldn't it be great if that was a real honest to god genre?

Elliott Smith has killed himself. A tragedy for music, his family and friends. I hope he's happier now.

How is it that I could buy over 50 flights to Europe for the price of a return train ticket to Norwich? Where is the logic or the bloody fairness?

With my birthday imminent, I have been deluged with requests from people wanting to know what I'd like for my birthday.

Alright, that's a LIE. Nobody cares. Everybody is secretive and I may end up being the little girl with NO PRESENTS AT ALL. Do you want that to happen? Well? DO YOU??!!!

*Ahem*

Anyway, should you the humble reader wish to buy me a present then I will accept a pony, "Running with Scissors" by Augusten Burroughs, an adopted shark, "How the West Was Won" dvd or a horse or any other fabulous present you care to get me. I have a wishlist on Amazon.

Those of you who don't care, I spit in your eyes and fork bad luck your way. Hssssss...

You wouldn't think I give money to charity would you?

I want to download a song. You'd think this would be easy but oooooh no. Ares has no songs. Kazaa has no software and requires shutting down every two minutes. Happy day then that O Zone's Online Tuning Fork exists. Only an A mind you, but in cool, bright reality playing sound. Awesome. Better (just) and more fun are the online piano keyboard's you can get. This one's a bit basic but hey, it works.

None of them beat this though: turn the sound up.

Well friends, Finding Nemo was indeed a beautiful, beautiful film. Not enough sharks in it though considering the amount of build up about Bruce etc. What the hell, we saw most of the film in the adverts before hand anyway - McDonald's Finding Nemo Happy Meals, Fairy finding Nemo toys and towels, the Finding Nemo video game...jesus, just show us the damn film and fuck off.

"Hello, I'm Charlotte Green. Jordan for the Home Counties."

Thank god for Radio 4's Listen Again page for Dead Ringers. Eastenders, Brian Perkins and a drum machine. Nuff said. Calm, calm tranquility in a beautiful rose garden, little pixies flying around dropping lily blossoms at my feet...

Tick...tick...tick. Like a bloody bomb about to go off - term, essays, Finding Nemo coming to Durham, trekking off to Newcastle to see every other film in the world that will never get a release in Durham, working, seeing, blah blah blah aargh. Head exploding, too much, too cold, too soon. Hmph.