London is a ghots town - literally. I am 25 floors up in the Uncut offices and all I can see is a tiny sweep of land with some buildings half-poking out of the mist. It's very odd to see.

The traditional consumer mag work experience prevails - mail distro, internet surfing, the usual fun. At least there's no replica of the bizarre German femme from Kerrang! She was terrifying to say the least. you'd understand.

Best emo song title of the day thus far; Victim is another name for lover. Ow.

Before heading off into the sunset to go in search of Led Zeppelin related monuments in North Wales, I was flabbergasted to discover that utterly fabulous new track 'Dakota' is in actual fact by those purveyors of tedium, The Stereophonics! Yes! They used to be great, went really quite mediocre and have come out the other side with an ASTOUNDING song! If you have no diea who these people are, search it out on Kazaa or something. Trust me - it's awesome.

The best feckin' search engine in the west - searching all of 12 web pages, it's Doogle!